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May 9, 2009


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Small, horny children.

I was at a Static X concert last night and during one of the opening bands there was this young, teenage couple in front of me. They couldn't have been any older than 15 and I guess metal makes them super horny because they kept making out.

It wasn't a few, quick, "passionate" kisses either, it was like "OM NOM NOM! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE!"

It was pretty disgusting. I don't understand why little children are so horny these days. For the most part, at that age, I still thought boys were gross.

I guess that's what I get for seeing Static X at an all-ages venue.

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froggfan09 May 13, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
You should've yeel OMG CANNIBAL!!!! and ran.... no one has posted
thats all youre gonna complain about?
some 15 year olds violently kissing?
thats it?

youve got alot to learn.
I have a solution!

Never leave the house! if you do there is a more then great chance you will see something that will offend your sensibility.
Also Horny teens? STOP THAT FUCKING PRESS!! We have better news to print now!
coffee-fumes May 12, 2009
It makes me uncomfortable, and yet at times I do it and don't care!
I see that every day in the halls :[
kuddlekinss May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tonsil Hockey should not be a spectator sport. :bleh:
shinaraz May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
Human beings (or homo sapiens) are normally sexually mature by the time they are 13 years of age.

However, I certainly don't want to see that kind of behavior in a public place no matter what age.
Homo sapiens? Really? Is that what we are? :|

I wish this board had an edit function so I could put in a disclaimer explaining that I know when our species sexually matures.
shinaraz May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
It's your use of the word "children" that made me comment. If you had said "young people" I wouldn't have commented. But calling 15 year olds children is against nature.
Ryven May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Static X is fucking rad in concert! XD They must be an aphrodisiac, because last time I went to one of their concerts, I got super-horny too XD
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