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Small, horny children.

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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 9, 2009
I was at a Static X concert last night and during one of the opening bands there was this young, teenage couple in front of me. They couldn't have been any older than 15 and I guess metal makes them super horny because they kept making out.

It wasn't a few, quick, "passionate" kisses either, it was like "OM NOM NOM! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE!"

It was pretty disgusting. I don't understand why little children are so horny these days. For the most part, at that age, I still thought boys were gross.

I guess that's what I get for seeing Static X at an all-ages venue.
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froggfan09 Featured By Owner May 13, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
You should've yeel OMG CANNIBAL!!!! and ran.... no one has posted
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Livii-Chann Featured By Owner May 13, 2009
kissing..?
thats all youre gonna complain about?
some 15 year olds violently kissing?
thats it?

youve got alot to learn.
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Azza9 Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
I have a solution!

Never leave the house! if you do there is a more then great chance you will see something that will offend your sensibility.
Also Horny teens? STOP THAT FUCKING PRESS!! We have better news to print now!
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coffee-fumes Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
It makes me uncomfortable, and yet at times I do it and don't care!
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PapillonsDeNuit Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
I see that every day in the halls :[
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kuddlekinss Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tonsil Hockey should not be a spectator sport. :bleh:
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shinaraz Featured By Owner May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
Human beings (or homo sapiens) are normally sexually mature by the time they are 13 years of age.

However, I certainly don't want to see that kind of behavior in a public place no matter what age.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Homo sapiens? Really? Is that what we are? :|

I wish this board had an edit function so I could put in a disclaimer explaining that I know when our species sexually matures.
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shinaraz Featured By Owner May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
It's your use of the word "children" that made me comment. If you had said "young people" I wouldn't have commented. But calling 15 year olds children is against nature.
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Ryven Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Static X is fucking rad in concert! XD They must be an aphrodisiac, because last time I went to one of their concerts, I got super-horny too XD
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