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Small, horny children.

:iconpsychedeilc-pony:
Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 9, 2009
I was at a Static X concert last night and during one of the opening bands there was this young, teenage couple in front of me. They couldn't have been any older than 15 and I guess metal makes them super horny because they kept making out.

It wasn't a few, quick, "passionate" kisses either, it was like "OM NOM NOM! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE!"

It was pretty disgusting. I don't understand why little children are so horny these days. For the most part, at that age, I still thought boys were gross.

I guess that's what I get for seeing Static X at an all-ages venue.
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:iconfroggfan09:
froggfan09 Featured By Owner May 13, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
You should've yeel OMG CANNIBAL!!!! and ran.... no one has posted
:iconomplz::iconnomplz::iconnomplz::iconnomplz:?
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Livii-Chann Featured By Owner May 13, 2009
kissing..?
thats all youre gonna complain about?
some 15 year olds violently kissing?
thats it?

youve got alot to learn.
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Azza9 Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
I have a solution!

Never leave the house! if you do there is a more then great chance you will see something that will offend your sensibility.
Also Horny teens? STOP THAT FUCKING PRESS!! We have better news to print now!
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coffee-fumes Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
It makes me uncomfortable, and yet at times I do it and don't care!
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:iconpapillonsdenuit:
PapillonsDeNuit Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
I see that every day in the halls :[
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:iconkuddlekinss:
kuddlekinss Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tonsil Hockey should not be a spectator sport. :bleh:
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shinaraz Featured By Owner May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
Human beings (or homo sapiens) are normally sexually mature by the time they are 13 years of age.

However, I certainly don't want to see that kind of behavior in a public place no matter what age.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Homo sapiens? Really? Is that what we are? :|

I wish this board had an edit function so I could put in a disclaimer explaining that I know when our species sexually matures.
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shinaraz Featured By Owner May 11, 2009   Artisan Crafter
It's your use of the word "children" that made me comment. If you had said "young people" I wouldn't have commented. But calling 15 year olds children is against nature.
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Ryven Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Static X is fucking rad in concert! XD They must be an aphrodisiac, because last time I went to one of their concerts, I got super-horny too XD
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
I'm not a super big Static X fan, but it was pretty intense. Maybe the reason I wasn't horny was because I'm not a true fan, lol.
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Ryven Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Could be, could be. Evil disco is awesome.
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:iconthe-universal-studio:
the-universal-studio Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
NEVER go to all ages venues, unless you really, really love the band. Otherwise dumb kids make it lame for the older crowd.
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:iconpsychedeilc-pony:
Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Well so far neither concerts I've been to at this place were for bands I really love, it's more for convenience. The National Guard Armory hosts a lot of events, and it's only 11 miles away versus having to drive 4 hours north to Portland or 4 hours south to Chico, CA.
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Hopey-mean Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Maz-Maz Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 13 YEAR OLD!?
I've seen some messed up and gooey people in my old school
But a 13 year old...
*in shock*
The only time I heard a number that low
Was when I was checking out an article
About sexual assualt.
And that went right next to
That idiot that fucked his daughter.
In the 'ewww' 'sick' and 'gross' category
in my head.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
When did I say anything about a 13-year-old? Though that would be worse than a 15-year-old since you're barely pubescent at that age.
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Maz-Maz Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
No,
I was commenting about what ~LostTempest said.
*shudders*
13 year old
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:iconlosttempest:
LostTempest Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
A 13 year old at my school is pregnant.

Now THAT'S horny.
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:iconpsychedeilc-pony:
Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Wow, that's really skeezy. Where to this girl's parents fit into the equation? Do they not exist?
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LostTempest Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
Oh, they're there. Just not paying attention to ANYTHING their kids do at ANY given moment in time.
But you know how it is. Thirteen year olds going to parties with vodka and cigarettes, one of them gets really drunk and finds a random guy (who, by the way, is TWELVE :|). They go up to their bedroom and...engage.

It's a classic story. :noes:

The poor areas of Scotland are riddled with tales of this caliber. :bucktooth:
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G00ders Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Maybe he was a vampire but didn't know how it all worked yet
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Haha, maybe! Or maybe the girl was the vampire, I think she was doing most of the face eating.
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G00ders Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Or maybe they were both such horrible vampires they couldn't tell the other was a vampire?
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
I bet it was because it was dark and they couldn't see each others' sparkles :|
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G00ders Featured By Owner May 12, 2009
Nah, they would be so pale they emit light regardless
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jesidangerously Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
lol you listen to Static X.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
I want because Saliva was supposed to be there. D:
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jesidangerously Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
lol you listen to Saliva
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:iconpsychedeilc-pony:
Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Hah, I knew that was coming.

But I like Saliva D:
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:iconjesidangerously:
jesidangerously Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Shame.
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:iconfrancine1991:
Francine1991 Featured By Owner May 11, 2009   Writer
Well on Friday night me and my friend walked past two about-fifteen-year-olds having sex on a concrete path near a graveyard. Trousers down and all.

We win.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Ew, yes you most definitely win.
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phildog Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't really have a problem with 15/16-year-olds making out with each other, that's the time I would be expecting . 13/12 -year-olds now that's a different story.

I like the idea of a slow progression, from crushes, to dates, to kissing, fooling around, and ultimately fucking. So it doesn't really bother me seeing 15/16 year olds kissing because that's where I'd expect them to be. Right between dating and kissing.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
I don't care that they were making out, it's just that they were directly in front of me and in public. Although I guess I should expect a lack of modesty from kids that age.
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DiseasedBear Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Student General Artist
*shawn of the dead sorry typo
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:icondiseasedbear:
DiseasedBear Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Student General Artist
woulda been cool if there was a sawn of the dead moment where the bit the other ones head off. maybe that's what they was doing?
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I have a feeling that I should be saying: "static X, there's your problem" but I think that wouldn't be helpful would it?
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 11, 2009
Lol no not really. To be honest I'm not a huge Static X fan. Saliva was touring with them, and that's who I had wanted to see except they dropped out of the tour.
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Totally-dead Featured By Owner May 12, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
saliva though I only know by name.
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:iconamolerouth:
amolerouth Featured By Owner May 10, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
Then don't watch? :shrug:

StaticX was just in my town as well, on the 7th. You must be pretty close to me.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
Well I didn't watch for very long. Shortly there after I got shoved into the mosh.

Do you live in Chico, CA? That's where they were before they came up to Oregon.
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:iconamolerouth:
amolerouth Featured By Owner May 10, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
:nod: That's me!
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:iconshidaku:
Shidaku Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
It's in the meat.
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:iconoblivious-life:
oblivious-life Featured By Owner May 10, 2009  Student Filmographer
You should see my old school...even the gays are having fun these days :no:
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
Oh no! Gay people can't have fun!
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:iconoblivious-life:
oblivious-life Featured By Owner May 11, 2009  Student Filmographer
Well it's nasty and nobody wants to see it (and nasty I mean everyone, not just the gays)

Public display = pukage to all who sees
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Addieo Featured By Owner May 10, 2009  Professional Photographer
I went a Frank Turner gig and there was some loud kids at the front after one song he told them to move lols. I know what you mean tho kids are well horny lol.
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MarieChan Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
Okay, if these were actual prepubescent children then I would be surprised some, but this is rather typical in teenagers. I think you should cut teens and young adults some slack, I mean, those hormones are pretty powerful and it's not like you're going to die if you see two people tongue kiss. Actually, tongue kissing is pretty vanilla compared to other things.
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Psychedeilc-Pony Featured By Owner May 10, 2009
But if I wanted to pay to see people making out I'd have bought porn, not a concert ticket.
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