BOOBS: "Anything more than a handful is a waste"


bohobella's avatar
Beginning of Typical Boob Complaint.

You know what? Fuck you.

It's rare that I'll see something nowadays that annoys me to the point of which I go ":omg:! Must. Make. Complaint. Thread."

Most of the time it's because I don't want to stir up drama. :unimpressed: I realize this is as dead of a panda as you can beat, but fuck.

I realize flat-chested girls are supposed to be who we all pity because men like big titties. ooo a boob rhyme!

But being so set on how you DON'T LIKE big tits is stupid.

Particularly when you say things like "Boobs = anything more than a handful is a waste".

Seeing that just pissed me right off.

:bulletred: I have DD Boobs.
:bulletorange: I have not had breast implants.
:bulletyellow: I'm not obese: Average weight.

:unimpressed: So what?
My tits are a waste?

:slow: I could go on about the whole "Baaaw flat chested girls have it easy!" because sure, I would like to know what life is like not being top heavy or, :eager:, not having these ladies in my way all the time (better hugs here I'd come!).

But hey, they are mine.

So I will wuv them :aww:

So don't fucking call them a waste because you want to comfort a girl with no boobs, who probably wants them :|


End of typical boob complaint.
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d-studios's avatar
Meh. Most guys are really B, C cup guys, all about proportion. A decade ago big boobs were all the rage. I guess people who kept getting plastic surgery to get freakishly large boobs kind of killed it.

Besides other parts of the body are a hell of alot more attractive than boobs, boobs are just the tangible first look sort of thing, but legs + waist = :heart:
Aibiki's avatar
Mine are bordering on DD's, but no one has yet to tell me they're a waste. D: And I'm average with a bit of tummy, so its not too much fat. And no implants for me, if anything I would cut them off to help my back problems get better. :\
GoGo-T-W's avatar
I used to wear a c, but I think my boobs are actually getting smaller. They kinda don't fit into the b's as much anymore.
And I'm not buying new bras any time soon.
rainbowbarf's avatar
i actually love my D cups and have a hard time understanding why anyone would really want to bitch about their goods unless it's an extreme in either direction. it's refreshing to hear a girl actually talk about how she enjoys her body as opposed to bashing it. seriously *high-five*
Cenaris's avatar
I imagine your boobs would be worth every handful. I don't consider big boobs a waste in the slightest.
Cenaris's avatar
Awww, thanks :glomp:
Mr-Ie's avatar
i enjoy all sizes!!! :eager:
C-Kat's avatar
I must say I have never heard that before, but all the guys at my school do like to comment on mine . . . but they have never been called a waste! Thats bullshit!!
TheAngelKitten's avatar
Its all about preference. So its ok for men to prefer large breasts but its NOT okay for men to prefer SMALL BREASTS? A LOT of men might say they like a handful and nothing more, so what? A lot of men ALSO say they like DD's and nothing more. Its impossible to be eye candy to everyone, I think you just shouldn't worry about it. A lot of women are jealous of you, I'm sure, so there is no reason to feel upset. ^^
bohobella's avatar
There's a difference between saying "I prefer apple juice to orange juice" and "I love apple juice! ORANGE JUICE IS A WASTE!"
TheAngelKitten's avatar
You have a point. But the people who prefer big boobs say a lot of mean things about us with little boobs too. Like "a girl without at least DD's or at LEAST C's is pretty much useless/worthless unattractive all together." :<
bohobella's avatar
Well I don't think that's okay, either.
TheAngelKitten's avatar
ok. Well I can understand your frustration. I'm on the opposite end and it really gets me down. My boyfriend says he doesn't care, so I shouldn't either, but I can't help it. At least you love yourself and are proud of your own body. I have waaaaaaaaaaay too many insecurities.
ItsHannahMontana's avatar
Oh, like who cares what guys think? You should love yourself and be happy w/whatcha got. Like, seriously? Big boobs, small boobs, some ain't even got no boobs.
bohobella's avatar
I've seen better imitations.
binzoo's avatar
Feeling up flat chested girls is disappointing to males unless they're paedophiles.
KariNeko's avatar
I could say the same thing about the comment "REAL women have curves".... does that means since I'm lanky with 32A boobs I'm not a woman (although, last time I checked I DID have all the bells and whistles that come with it)?
bohobella's avatar
Yes, you could. There's a difference between saying "I prefer apple juice to orange juice" and "I love apple juice! ORANGE JUICE IS A WASTE!"
Mewshi's avatar
I know guys who prefer small titties.

But I mostly complain about how I can't find shirts that look nice and don't emphasize my lack of cleavage
MythArcana's avatar
Hey, DD is my lucky number! Sign me up for the big win! :D I usually don't comment on this sort of thing, but if you feel they are going to waste over there...I'll be more than happy to oblige you in any way I can!