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BOOBS: "Anything more than a handful is a waste"

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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Beginning of Typical Boob Complaint.

You know what? Fuck you.

It's rare that I'll see something nowadays that annoys me to the point of which I go ":omg:! Must. Make. Complaint. Thread."

Most of the time it's because I don't want to stir up drama. :unimpressed: I realize this is as dead of a panda as you can beat, but fuck.

I realize flat-chested girls are supposed to be who we all pity because men like big titties. ooo a boob rhyme!

But being so set on how you DON'T LIKE big tits is stupid.

Particularly when you say things like "Boobs = anything more than a handful is a waste".

Seeing that just pissed me right off.

:bulletred: I have DD Boobs.
:bulletorange: I have not had breast implants.
:bulletyellow: I'm not obese: Average weight.

:unimpressed: So what?
My tits are a waste?

:slow: I could go on about the whole "Baaaw flat chested girls have it easy!" because sure, I would like to know what life is like not being top heavy or, :eager:, not having these ladies in my way all the time (better hugs here I'd come!).

But hey, they are mine.

So I will wuv them :aww:

So don't fucking call them a waste because you want to comfort a girl with no boobs, who probably wants them :|


End of typical boob complaint.
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d-studios Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
Meh. Most guys are really B, C cup guys, all about proportion. A decade ago big boobs were all the rage. I guess people who kept getting plastic surgery to get freakishly large boobs kind of killed it.

Besides other parts of the body are a hell of alot more attractive than boobs, boobs are just the tangible first look sort of thing, but legs + waist = :heart:
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Aibiki Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Mine are bordering on DD's, but no one has yet to tell me they're a waste. D: And I'm average with a bit of tummy, so its not too much fat. And no implants for me, if anything I would cut them off to help my back problems get better. :\
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:thumbsup:
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GoGo-T-W Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009   Traditional Artist
I used to wear a c, but I think my boobs are actually getting smaller. They kinda don't fit into the b's as much anymore.
And I'm not buying new bras any time soon.
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rainbowbarf Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
i actually love my D cups and have a hard time understanding why anyone would really want to bitch about their goods unless it's an extreme in either direction. it's refreshing to hear a girl actually talk about how she enjoys her body as opposed to bashing it. seriously *high-five*
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Cenaris Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I imagine your boobs would be worth every handful. I don't consider big boobs a waste in the slightest.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:heart:
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:iconcenaris:
Cenaris Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Awww, thanks :glomp:
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Mr-Ie Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009   General Artist
i enjoy all sizes!!! :eager:
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C-Kat Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
I must say I have never heard that before, but all the guys at my school do like to comment on mine . . . but they have never been called a waste! Thats bullshit!!
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BrandiMuffin Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009   Digital Artist
Its all about preference. So its ok for men to prefer large breasts but its NOT okay for men to prefer SMALL BREASTS? A LOT of men might say they like a handful and nothing more, so what? A lot of men ALSO say they like DD's and nothing more. Its impossible to be eye candy to everyone, I think you just shouldn't worry about it. A lot of women are jealous of you, I'm sure, so there is no reason to feel upset. ^^
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
There's a difference between saying "I prefer apple juice to orange juice" and "I love apple juice! ORANGE JUICE IS A WASTE!"
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BrandiMuffin Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009   Digital Artist
You have a point. But the people who prefer big boobs say a lot of mean things about us with little boobs too. Like "a girl without at least DD's or at LEAST C's is pretty much useless/worthless unattractive all together." :<
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Well I don't think that's okay, either.
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BrandiMuffin Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009   Digital Artist
ok. Well I can understand your frustration. I'm on the opposite end and it really gets me down. My boyfriend says he doesn't care, so I shouldn't either, but I can't help it. At least you love yourself and are proud of your own body. I have waaaaaaaaaaay too many insecurities.
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ItsHannahMontana Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
Oh, like who cares what guys think? You should love yourself and be happy w/whatcha got. Like, seriously? Big boobs, small boobs, some ain't even got no boobs.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I've seen better imitations.
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binzoo Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Feeling up flat chested girls is disappointing to males unless they're paedophiles.
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DarknessbUnnie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2009
:|
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binzoo Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconawesomeplz:
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KariNeko Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
I could say the same thing about the comment "REAL women have curves".... does that means since I'm lanky with 32A boobs I'm not a woman (although, last time I checked I DID have all the bells and whistles that come with it)?
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Yes, you could. There's a difference between saying "I prefer apple juice to orange juice" and "I love apple juice! ORANGE JUICE IS A WASTE!"
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Mewshi Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
I know guys who prefer small titties.

But I mostly complain about how I can't find shirts that look nice and don't emphasize my lack of cleavage
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MythArcana Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
Hey, DD is my lucky number! Sign me up for the big win! :D I usually don't comment on this sort of thing, but if you feel they are going to waste over there...I'll be more than happy to oblige you in any way I can!
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Yael-Rainbow Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
I have small tits, and I really don't mind. I don't like large breasts, not because I'm jealous, but because they just don't appeal to me. I think B is the perfect size, even though it's not what I am. It's all a matter of opinion, really.
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MaryCapaldi Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional General Artist
Oh geeze yes, I hate that complaint. I'm average build, very short, with E/F boobs. Whenever anyone says that "more than a handful is a waste" thing, I want to slap them. Yes, because we big-chested girls took extra fat on purpose and wasted it when it could have been on starving African children.
:iconwthplz:

The logic behind this baffles me.
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wespose Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
Dont get mad, some dudes like small boobs.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I know. I'm just saying, there's a difference between saying "I prefer apple juice to orange juice" and "I love apple juice! ORANGE JUICE IS A WASTE!"
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wespose Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009
Good point!... That like saying I prefer this race of people and the others need to be burned in the furnaces for taking up space. Just wrong!
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Black-Allison Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
I like mine, because I can run without jiggle and I don't need a bra all the time.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm jealous.
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Amberhawk Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
God gives ladies big breasteses so they can has many babies. :>
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DarknessbUnnie Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2009
Soooo...are you implying that women with small breast can't have children??
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Amberhawk Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
Nope.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:#1: Exactly.
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Kitty-Cat-Angel Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
So?

Some men say "I like woman with big tits, none of those flat-chested girls" and we have to deal with it.

Men have different tastes, just like any human being. Yes the way it's said can be hurtful, but it goes both ways. Just be happy that there's some men out there who do like breasts like yours, and respect the fact that there are men that don't.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Well you seem to understand why it's complaint-worthy. :bucktooth: Hence why, oh, I don't know... I made a complaint?
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Kitty-Cat-Angel Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Not really, I never complain about it because I understand that men have different tastes.

And it is a forum, hence, I don't know... the response? :B
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MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
Flat chested girls (like Yours Truly) are just jealous of girls like you, that's why we post those threads. :nod:
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dangel88 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
People go against the things they can't have.

Chances are they like big boobs but have already figured out they may never get any so they just pretend it isn't what they prefer.


In the 70's Britain loved the small chest but American Media made bigger better and it changed and no doubt it'll change again when something else influences those fashion queens.

Seriously tho, big boobs mean a strong back and strong backs work harder! Yay Titties!
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JemimaAslana Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
*sigh* what I wouldn't give to have DDs...
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draumstafur Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
You know what they say
"the grapes are sour if you can't reach them"
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:lol:
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azarath Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a D-cup, on the high end of average weight... and this is after I just lost 20 pounds. I lost it from everywhere but my boobs, I swear. :lol:

I'm not fond of them, they cause me a lot of grief (playing sports is embarassing, forget about jogging, and I'm sure they don't help this horrible back problem I have), but I wouldn't want to be flat-chested either. Just... a C-cup would be nice maybe. :lol:
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Bijutsu-san Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
Thank you for keeping all of us abreast of the situation. :rimshot:
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etherae Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
About as offensive as "real women have curves" I guess... I don't like it when people bring down one side just to make the other side feel better about themselves. And your DD's are most certainly not a waste...
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:shrug: Both are offensive.
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Summon-The-Wolves Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
My girlfriend can't really run because of her boobs...
I feel a bit sorry for her :( But they are mighty nice.
They double as pillows, too.
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gayagainstyou Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional General Artist
I see it that if you're skinny and you don't have boobs, you should be content because you probably wouldn't get muffin tops or triple chins right? That is enough of a victory and you know, if you want boobs, stuff your bra or whatever but don't bitch about how other people's boobs suck if they're big.

cos big boobs are radical.
and i'm middley sized and have not small boobs and I'd like to be thinner but I am pretty lazy and in love with junk food, so my boobs make me feel ok about not being size 6/0 depending on where you're from because if I was thinner then my boobs would probably be smaller and less awesome.

blah blah blah boobs.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
:thumbsup: Good enough reasoning for me. My friend has used such logic.
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