... Has Land Before Time escaped rule 34?
After spending a good half hour searching for Land Before Time porn to terrify Sunbeam with, I found none. Not even Ducky/Petrie, which, come on, you ALL thought would be a cute couple as a small child.
I know it HAS to exist, there's no way it doesn't, but why the fuck can't I find any?
Between the Stitch/Bambi (yes, you read that right) porn, the vagina popups, and the disturbing amount of Kim Possible erotica, I couldn't find a single dinosaur hard on. What the fuck.
Also: My message center now has over a thousand messages in it D: This has gotten out of hand.
Cats: My damn foster kittens won't get adopted. Stupid freeloading kittens D:<
ncis
I know it HAS to exist, there's no way it doesn't, but why the fuck can't I find any?
Between the Stitch/Bambi (yes, you read that right) porn, the vagina popups, and the disturbing amount of Kim Possible erotica, I couldn't find a single dinosaur hard on. What the fuck.
Also: My message center now has over a thousand messages in it D: This has gotten out of hand.
Cats: My damn foster kittens won't get adopted. Stupid freeloading kittens D:<
ncis
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Somebody actually dug this thread up?
Time to fetch Ol' Painless.
Time to fetch Ol' Painless.
You weren't looking hard enough.
Even goddamned "Brave Little Toaster" has porn. Well, slash pairings anyway. I'm not sure how you would show anyone actually sexual with appliances.
Even goddamned "Brave Little Toaster" has porn. Well, slash pairings anyway. I'm not sure how you would show anyone actually sexual with appliances.
LEAVE THE LAST UNSCATHED MEMORY OF MY CHILDHOOD UNSCATHED, DAMMIT!
The exception of Rule 34:
What you don't ever bring up and is too obscure will never get pr0n of it.
Yes, there IS an exception, take THAT 4chan!!
What you don't ever bring up and is too obscure will never get pr0n of it.
Yes, there IS an exception, take THAT 4chan!!
You're obviously not looking hard enough. If there's LBT vore then there's definitely LBT porn. :<
I would be thanking the Lord on my knees about this, not making a complaint. 
it exists, be on /b/ long enough and it will eventually show up
Stitch/Bambi?
really? nothing at all?!
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Apparently the OP's just not looked hard enough.
I however am glad I will not be clicking any of those links. I'm already on medication, I don't have the money to see a shrink too.
Apparently the OP's just not looked hard enough.
I however am glad I will not be clicking any of those links. I'm already on medication, I don't have the money to see a shrink too.
that's what I'm incredulous about!
really? the best therapy is hidden serial killing I find.
really? the best therapy is hidden serial killing I find.
I don't have the know-how on disposing of corpses though! Dexter is good at it, but I don't near any oceans or have access to all those bone saws and things.
lakes.
Hmmmm... well I do have Lake Eire, and no one would even notice toxic waste floating in it...
bodies don't create toxic waste! they're good for that.
but toxic waste helps them to disolve.
but toxic waste helps them to disolve.
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But nothing escapes the power of Rule 34!
I found some.... can note you if you REALLY want to see.
If it's Ducky and Petrie, I do.
I've found LF/Cera, but that's it.
I've found LF/Cera, but that's it.
I found one like that too.
I found one with Spike doing Cera and Ducky, and Littlefoot kind of just there with his penis looking at it. How about that one, LOL? Found quite a few Cera and Ducky ones... and Littlefoot...
I found one with Mo + Ducky + Petrie kind of...
I found one with Spike doing Cera and Ducky, and Littlefoot kind of just there with his penis looking at it. How about that one, LOL? Found quite a few Cera and Ducky ones... and Littlefoot...
I found one with Mo + Ducky + Petrie kind of...
I've seen it, but I didn't save it. Sorry.
NOTHING escapes rule number 34.