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Fuck you, I'm a dragon.

:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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I found out why nobody understands me, and it's because I'm a bisexual otherkin dragon. I'm looking for other bisexual otherkin dragons with special talents and skills, like applying black makeup and drawing emo furries.

I know I'm posting this to a public forum where everyone can read it, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of my religion where I think I have the spirit of a dragon inside of me and I feed off of the emotions of my family members. If you say anything, I will personally sprout spiritual wings and my soul will fly to your house and drain you emotionally. My boyfriend drinks blood, but I prefer to just drink your feelings.

Please don't make fun of me, THIS IS MY RELIGION. It's just like Christianity. If you don't like it... Fuck you, I'm a dragon. This is srs business, I am not RPing anymore!

NO RUDE COMMENTS OR I WILL HAVE THIS POST LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!11 Also don't ask questions, I just want to talk to bisexual wiccan otherkin dragon-spirited psychic feeders.
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haldron Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
:lock:

Fairly certain this has been necro'd a couple times by now.
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:iconbruised--vein:
bruised--vein Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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:iconseishin-teki:
seishin-teki Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
"It's just like Christianity." LOL
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:iconwhatonearth:
whatonearth Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
for a while i thought that religions were no longer developing, only deminishing.
i see that i was wrong.
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:iconwhatonearth:
whatonearth Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
fuck you, im the REAL dragon. :iconbitchpleaseplz:
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:iconcoderedwp:
CodeRedWP Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
So am I. Welcome to the club.

Too bad I ain't an otherkin.
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:icon16bitwars:
16bitWARS Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
Y U DO DIS??
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:iconcoderedwp:
CodeRedWP Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010
*evil grin* I did it 4 teh lulz...
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:icono-8:
o-8 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2010
Who in the FUCK necro'd this thread?
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:iconkiren17:
kiren17 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010   Writer
:iconwatplx:
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:icondeathbal101:
Deathbal101 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010
OTHERKIN ARE FAGGOTS


VAMPIRES ARE MOSTLY FAGGOTS


BLADE WAS COOL
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:iconimmortal-flames:
immortal-flames Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010   Traditional Artist
This is precisely why otherkin and vampires don't come out to people, just because of the few morons that make us all look crazy.

If you actually talked to an otherkin, or Sanguinarian/Psi vampire, you'd find that they are, for the most part, sane. They don't believe they're not human, or all powerful, just different, and with slightly different needs.
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:icontenshi-fuzion:
Tenshi-Fuzion Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
... I think believing yourself to be a fictional creature kind of scales back the sanity factor by default.
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:iconimmortal-flames:
immortal-flames Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010   Traditional Artist
And who's to say a human individual that requires blood/energy to maintain HEALTH is fictional? Who's to say that reincarnation is fictional?
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:icontenshi-fuzion:
Tenshi-Fuzion Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010
Science.
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:iconimmortal-flames:
immortal-flames Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010   Traditional Artist
Science has not been able to neither prove, nor dis prove, the existence of the soul.

Also, sufferers of conditions such as lupus were also, at one point, also told it was all in their head. Many vampires do go to medical professionals in order to find a cause for their condition, and it is not found. The term vampire is only applied to these individuals because it is the closest thing to describe what's wrong with them. Also, renfields syndrome is not an apparent cause. Many vampires had no exposure to blood, or trauma that would cause the sight excite them before they began to crave it. Please, explain how, in that case, it is fictional for an individual to crave blood, with physical ramifications of withdrawal, is fictional?
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Tenshi-Fuzion Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010
It's called being a fucking schizophrenic and needing therapy.
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:iconimmortal-flames:
immortal-flames Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010   Traditional Artist
Schizophrenia is characterized by delusions of reality, such as visual and auditory hallucinations. Physical cravings of blood=/= schizophrenia.
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:icontenshi-fuzion:
Tenshi-Fuzion Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2010
No, you do not physically need blood. Psychosis leads you to the delusion that you do.
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Boaal Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
Yeah? Well I'm a Dimension Sinner and I can cast Ghosts Bone Gush at you!
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:iconljonesy:
LJonesy Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
Necro thread, but still the funniest shit i've seen around
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:iconchocogirl72:
ChocoGirl72 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
IM A THIRD POWER ASEXUAL OTHERKIN FROM THE 6TH DIMENSION.

WHO WOULD'VE THUNK THAT WE WOULD FIND EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.
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:iconprofessor-random:
Professor-Random Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
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I don't even want to finish reading OP's post. The above picture is my response to stupid threads like this. Please DA isn't your FA, LJ, Blogger, or twitter. No one needs to know about this, and no one needs nor should want to ask about this. It is just odd.
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You just disgraced Wiccans.
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:iconprofessor-random:
Professor-Random Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
Foolish Pagan. :)
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I SAID I WAS A WICCAN

GOD
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:iconprofessor-random:
Professor-Random Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
lol no.
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:iconfalcon-avian:
Falcon-Avian Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
*Slays the op with a giant sword*
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DrMusic2-1 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
I support your dragoniness. I'm a werejohncandy and yet no one believes me.
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:iconhagehidoku:
hagehidoku Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
Oh dear lord what did I just walk into?

Troll, stop that plz.
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:iconcrystal-lj:
Crystal-LJ Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
What a retard.
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:iconjellies-in-ma-belly:
jellies-in-ma-belly Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
Fuck you I'm half elf half dragon and I feed off enzymes.
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:iconmasterplanner:
MasterPlanner Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
Fuck you, I'm Doctor Octopus :iconottoishappyplz:
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:iconmakethegreatescape:
makethegreatescape Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009   Writer
Well I wish you luck with finding your beliefs, however far out there they seem to me. I should have known that there would be people out there who would believe such a thing. I once met a guy who claimed to be a vampire. I stopped talking to him after a while--I sometimes wonder if he was trying to convert me. Anyway, good luck. Always interesting to learn something new.
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Thoadthetoad Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009
I'm a Nergyl. It's hard to feed nowadays, specially since I get a shipment of 3rd world children only once every year or so. So long as you doth not insult thy Nergyl, thy Nergyl shalt not kill.

I really would like to know more of this, it's interesting...it really is. Could you link something about your religion?
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:iconbrontolina:
brontolina Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
FUCK ME, I'M A DRAGON
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drskytower Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OK then! I'm a... a.... :icondoublefacepalmplz:
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LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009   Traditional Artist
yep, i believe that you are a dragon...you still have a small penis.
go do something productive with your life like go drown in lava.
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Shunoob Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You have to be an idiot to not realize this person is making fun of others who believe they are awakened otherkins.
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:iconlinkinpark42193:
LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009   Traditional Artist
i know, im just being the support to your making fun of it : P
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am immune to lava, dipshit. Didn't I just say I was a dragon? I've burnt myself so many times to prove that I am a dragon and it doesn't even hurt.

PS: Linkin Park is my depression. <3333
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:iconlinkinpark42193:
LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009   Traditional Artist
is your father mr.hands?
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My father is S. Fingers. Look it up.
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:iconlinkinpark42193:
LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009   Traditional Artist
time to take a trip to the safety cuboard
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But my pots and pans are in there!
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:iconlinkinpark42193:
LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009   Traditional Artist
are they rusty?
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. I love the feeling of rust against my salad fingers.

(By the way, your friend Albinowhite1 is kind of dumb.)
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gussiejives Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God bless the Internet. :salute:
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:iconcoronaradiata:
CoronaRadiata Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2009  Student Writer
I'm trying to be tolerant and pleasant here, but....I'm having serious trouble.
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:iconagallochum:
Agallochum Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, thanks for trying. :)
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