There's a boy at my college named Steve (but everyone calls him Stalker Steve when referring to him, which is just a whole different story all together) and he is (to me and many girls) very unattractive both inside and out. Outside he is very shiny from just oils because of only showering every three or four days and he has a ton of acne. Then on the inside he is really egotistic, constantly talking about how much he deserves to have a girlfriend and about how sexy he is, etc.

Despite my obvious dislike for him, I try my best to be polite when he talks to me. So, today at lunch I'm enjoying a meal by myself (not a lot of people come to the cafeteria on Saturday so my usual meal group wasn't around) and then Steve comes along to eat. We're making small talk and finally he goes, "So, how come you're alone on Valentine's Day?" and I simply reply, "Well, because I'm not seeing anyone."

His reply? "Oh, that doesn't surprise me."

I sit there a moment and then go, "What does that mean?"

And he sighs, putting a hand on my shoulder as if trying to console me about an unknown fact, "Face it, Maddie. You're kind of ugly."

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And this cockmunch wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Even if he wasn't attracted to me, most girls would give him an earful for being so horribly blunt to someone.

My first choice was to punch him but I didn't. Instead I picked up my orange juice and splashed it into his face, getting up from the table, telling him to go fuck himself. Regardless of whether someone finds me pretty or ugly, you just don't say something like that to a person so bluntly. It's fucking rude.

And especially when you're Stalker Steve.

YOU DON'T JUST BLUNTLY TELL A GIRL SHE'S UGLY.

Should he get a dick-kick?

TL;DR Here's Stalker Steve -- [link]

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