First of all, why would you plan a vacation for a baby?
I have to emphasize this, because it's important. Common sense would dictate that, if you're going to plan a 3,000 mile trip for someone, you'd at least want to make sure they'll have the capacity to know where the hell they are.
But no. You pack up the entire family and drive from Maryland to Orlando, all for the benefit of two thumb-suckers who might as well have played in the living room for all they cared.
You, your husband, your rightfully bored 11-year old, your wheelchair-bound daughter, (who had to stay at the hotel the entire time) your drug-dealing emo wanker of a son (who spent the whole day on his cell phone), and my mother and I (who were invited over from Tampa) all crowded into an SUV for a day of running all over the city wasting money
First, you cart the family off to Magic Kingdom, pay $300 for everyone's admission (you had free tickets, but you decided not to use them because UR LYK TTLY RICH LOL) and stay for TWO HOURS.
No, seriously. You get on two rides, then immediately head to the food court, where you spend the next hour EATING.
Then it's on to Islands of Adventure. I spent my last $60 on a ticket, only to spend just enough time there to get on one ride and play a game of Time Crisis. Then you kids start getting sleepy and you decide it's time to leave.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! I'm sure I don't need to point out that, just because your husband makes 100 k's a year, doesn't mean you need to toss it into a pit just for the hell of it. And make me waste my own money, on top of that. I MAKE MINUMUM WAGE, DAMMIT. I CAN'T AFFORD THIS SHIT.
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Two years later, I hear that your two million-dollar home in DC has been forclosed on, and both of your BMWs have been repoed. Honestly, what the hell were you expecting?
BTW: My mother is intervieing this woman (over the phone) for StoryCorps today. It should be interesting.
TL;DR: Spoiled rich women,
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First of all, why would you plan a vacation for a baby?
I have to emphasize this, because it's important. Common sense would dictate that, if you're going to plan a 3,000 mile trip for someone, you'd at least want to make sure they'll have the capacity to know where the hell they are.
But no. You pack up the entire family and drive from Maryland to Orlando, all for the benefit of two thumb-suckers who might as well have played in the living room for all they cared.
You, your husband, your rightfully bored 11-year old, your wheelchair-bound daughter, (who had to stay at the hotel the entire time) your drug-dealing emo wanker of a son (who spent the whole day on his cell phone), and my mother and I (who were invited over from Tampa) all crowded into an SUV for a day of running all over the city wasting money
First, you cart the family off to Magic Kingdom, pay $300 for everyone's admission (you had free tickets, but you decided not to use them because UR LYK TTLY RICH LOL) and stay for TWO HOURS.
No, seriously. You get on two rides, then immediately head to the food court, where you spend the next hour EATING.
Then it's on to Islands of Adventure. I spent my last $60 on a ticket, only to spend just enough time there to get on one ride and play a game of Time Crisis. Then you kids start getting sleepy and you decide it's time to leave.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! I'm sure I don't need to point out that, just because your husband makes 100 k's a year, doesn't mean you need to toss it into a pit just for the hell of it. And make me waste my own money, on top of that. I MAKE MINUMUM WAGE, DAMMIT. I CAN'T AFFORD THIS SHIT.
...
Two years later, I hear that your two million-dollar home in DC has been forclosed on, and both of your BMWs have been repoed. Honestly, what the hell were you expecting?
BTW: My mother is intervieing this woman (over the phone) for StoryCorps today. It should be interesting.
TL;DR: Spoiled rich women,
--
98% of signature statistics are bullshit. If yours is one of them, copy and paste this to your signature.
--
America. Love it or change it.