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:iconalevan:
Yeah, similiar to Twilight but this is fucked up in it's own way.

So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turn to see a man with a ninja mask. :ninja:

I shit you not.

For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his ass and then how crappy the mask looked.

Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"

:O ... Oh, kay....

So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.

... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.

tl;dr
Never going to the mall again. Please, if you wish to go against twilight... do it safely and let people throw dead horses at you to bear. :( Stealing is not nice. I wondered if the retard did it as a joke or was serious about it.

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:iconmorthax:
What the fuck? :lol:

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Twilight Ninja...that made my day. :rofl:

THREAD NINJA, AWAY. :lol:

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What are you talking about this man should be given a medal he is a national hero.

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Hell, any guy that prevents girls from reading Twilight is fine in my book. :salute:
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Personally, I think that's awesome.

Twilight Ninja. :iconimhappyplz:

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:iconalevan:
I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. :lol: It was the most random shit I've seen in my years of going to the mall.
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I wish people would read real literature...

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Twilight Ninja = Oxymoron.

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:iconyoruichi-sensei:
Soo... This "Twilight Ninja"... was he hot?

Joking! Anyway....

The mall. :icontheresyourproblemplz:

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Why something like that never happens here?! :lol:

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