My Brother Just Walked In On Me Masturbating.


Mingchao's avatar
Holy fuck, little brother, LEARN TO KNOCK! And before you bug me for not locking my door, my lock doesn't work.

I think I scarred my little brother for life. He burst open the door and caught me with my boobs showing, my panties around my ankles, and a makeshift dildo in between my legs. He came in smiling and then went "OMFG" and slammed the door shut.

How am I going to LIE about this? D: I'm so embarrassed; he's definitely going to tell somebody he caught his dear sister masturbating. Even though he probably doesn't even know what I was doing...but still.

In before "Let him join in."
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RockLou's avatar
Damn! Damn!

You're 13 and already have a dildo?
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CatapultedCarcass's avatar
Sounds like you need a man in your life :eyes:
Transformergirl's avatar
My 11th grade history teacher once caught a student masterbating in one of her classese, he was standing in a corner.
LeftyLike's avatar
...at least he'll knock from now on..:crazy:
dJirrev's avatar
Walk in on him choking the chicken next time and then you're even and neither of you will mention it ever again :nod:
Ogal's avatar
How old is he? If your lucky maybe he's secretly a porn director and now wants to hire you.
M-tel's avatar
In before "Let him join in."

...in my vagina.


:iconicameplz:
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distroya's avatar
Pics or it didn't happen. :XD:

On a more serious note, thanks for the mental image. I don't think I'm gonna be able to shift it, even if I wanted to. =P
aliska's avatar
I think you should camp out behind his bedroom door and wait for him to spank his monkey (and he will, eventually - he's a boy), then jump out and yell HA! Haha-ha-HA!.

It'll be like double blackmail.
mixdown's avatar
Late nights, locked doors.

There's a song in there somewhere...
Nanaki7's avatar
this is why I do it when no one is going to barge in, and 13? they start early
KyleMistry's avatar
Need to be more stealthy, yo.

Masturbation Gear Solid: Vaginal Espionage Action.

Featuring Solid Snake, of course. And Naked Snake, who later becomes Big Boss. I don't even need to try to turn those into innuendo.
Shadow-whisper's avatar
:lol: Ahahahah! Oh lordy, I can't stop laughing. It's probably not that bad though; he's probably more embarrassed than anything. How young is he? I was in the same situation, except I walked in on my brother (I was only about 11), and it just kinda blew over. But yeah, use the covers and lights off. ;)

And yanno, at least you do it in the privacy of your own room. My little sister does it all damn day (and at least three times a day), in the living room, with my mother, my brother and myself all sitting two feet away from her watching TV. :| Best part is we've confronted her about it, and she denies it, and still does it.
xX-cRyInG-dArKnEsS-X's avatar
O.o you shud lock the door or sumthing next time...
Tome89's avatar
And the problem is?

Just tell him what's what. No problem.
Denierim's avatar
I can picture that moment in my head and it gave me some great laughs this time in the morning. :rofl:

Sorry, but you should honestly think about doing it under the covers or in the locked bathroom. Otherwise you're just begging for something like that to happen.
QueenOfRaisins's avatar
I bet he was disappointed.
DistilledVinegar's avatar
Well, I imagine he'll start knocking! :lol:

Say you were changing your clothes all at once and sat on a can of hairspray? :B