I still hate my job, I really do. If there was any place else hiring I would quit in a heart beat and work there. As long as its not a fast food place, just the smell makes me sick.

I work at a large warehouse type store for party goods.

There’s days were I could just puke from the stink of all the latex balloons when the sun comes through the windows and heats the dam things up.

Today I had the piss scared out of me and some little kid when I was filling balloons with helium for some party order and some ding dong took the ' Regulator Broke' sign off one the tanks.

Its supposed to stop filling once the dam balloon is full. Instead, the latex balloon gets overfilled and goes BOOM.

Nearly ended up with a pants changing. Nothing quite like having a balloon explode to wake you up in the morning after a bout of insomnia.


Kids tear things open in full view of their parents who get all pissed off and refuse to do anything about their crotch spawn much less pay for what’s been opened. Had cheap party toys ripped open, packs of balloons opened,birthday candles riped open. Some stupid kid tried to EAT the candles.

Then there’s the kids that should know better that run through the isles screaming at the top of their lungs, pulling stuff off the shelves, pull apart displays, get in the dam display window and make us get their asses out of it. They go into the store room in the back and refuse to leave.

One of the little shits that were back in the stock room walked right in the break room and ate some ones lunch.

And the parents ? They will do NOTHING about their heathens. All we are allowed to do is escort their asses out of the store.

I'm about to cunt punt the stupid teen employee that wont stop talking on her god dam cell all day instead of doing work. She'll hide out in the break room or stock room and yap away on her dam cell then has the nads to bitch at us when we yell at her to get back to work.


And who the fuck is taking craps in the isle ?! Their not little kid turds, their adult sized shits. In the middle of the god dam isle ! Its a big sore but some one pulling their dam pants down and crapping in the isle shouldn’t be too dam hard to notice but who ever the fuck is doing it hasn’t been caught yet.

Not only is it disgusting its dangerous. There’s all kinds of really unhappy bacteria living in human feces. Its not funny to the poor bastard that has to clean it.

The bathroom is not that far way. Its at the back of the dam store with a very large sign above it.

Fortunately the bathroom incident with the shit smearing has not been repeated. I'd quit if if did, and so would about half the employees.