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Went to a gathering today. A 7th grader had Chanel earrings, a Coach purse, and a cell phone. And I'm pretty sure she got her clothes from Hollister.
Yeah. Then I had to sit down with three girls, and listen to them whine about how one needed $86 for a new cell phone (the Chanel girl), and another girl ramble on about some boy.
I think it's pretty sad what today's youth has come to. At work, I saw a 10 year old with Dolce and Gabbana [sp?] sunglasses.
Uh...I get pretty much everything I own on clearance, and people think I dress well. You don't need to be paying for sunglasses or shoes with an entire paycheck. Even if you want to buy Hollister clothes, you only need to wait a few weeks before it goes on clearance (I have gotten so much stuff from that store for under $10 and $15). You especially shouldn't be worrying about name-brand clothes at 11 and 12 years old. The extent of their discussion today was about money and clothes. And how one girl was totally in love with her boyfriend and they dated the entire school year, and how they were supposed to kiss on the last day of school, but chickened out (they're both 11, mind you).
I tried to add some common sense to the discussion, but it didn't work.
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