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WHY somebody always around every time I drop my baby?!

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If people wanna think I'm, like, abusive or whatever, that's THEIR problem. But DAMN, YO, I BETTER not have Social Services on my ass AGAIN just 'cause I dropped Liondrae at the Dollar City yesterday. After it happened, some uptight-looking bitch was looking at me and I was just like, "what the fuck YOU lookin' at?"

'Drae heavy, dammit!

Besides, it wouldn't of happened if he hadn't been leaning over tying to grab that jingly-jangly thing off the toy shelf. I hd him in my arm and he, like, let go of my shoulder and was archin' his back and squealin' and wavin' his little arms and all of a sudden he just topples over and bounces on the ground! I'm like, "oh shit, oh shit! That's fuckin' WACK!"

But my baby tough. <3 Ten minutes later in the parking lot, he's laughin' at a seagull! He like Superbaby!

But that bitch social worker Sarah, she ALWAYS gettin' on my case. And she ain't got no man, OR no baby, so fuck her ugly, lonely ass, right? I know what I'm doin' with my babies. I only dropped Drae like four times - and WHY somebody always around whenever I drop my baby?!

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I'm sorry, what? Is this a joke or something?

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Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, *awful* idea!
:iconimmortalecstasydream:
:rofl:

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Everything is ruined forever.
:iconsylverkitsune:
D: OMG WHAI U TINk ME dropin my baby's funy? Fuck u, biatch!

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... And while you're at it, keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul. :rose:

FAQ #666: Does Complaints have a chat room?
You bet your sweet bippy! #TheComplaintsTavern
:iconsylverkitsune:
Thank you! :bow:

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... And while you're at it, keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul. :rose:

FAQ #666: Does Complaints have a chat room?
You bet your sweet bippy! #TheComplaintsTavern
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I laughed.

so hard

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MUNDANE LIKE A THUNDERSTORM
:iconimmortalecstasydream:
Yes. Yes I do. Drop him a few more times and he might be as smart as you are. =P

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Everything is ruined forever.
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Maybe they want to drop the baby too. Seems fun. :aww:

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