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=Aret:iconAret: May 20, 2008, 9:39:24 AM
My mom bought me half a pound of turkey lunch meat for sandwiches, and I finished it off in like, three days. Now she won't buy me any more of it because I eat it too fast. D:

I want my turkey sandwiches, damnit. I'm seriously craving one really bad right now. I'm going into some kind of freaky turkey sandwich withdrawal here. And no, they aren't special the way brownies sometimes are. Just turkey, mustard and mayo on wheat bread.

I'd go out and buy some more, but since I still can't find a job, I have all of three dollars to my name.

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=CapnGarrett:iconCapnGarrett: May 20, 2008, 9:41:42 AM
Eat the curtains.

then she will buy you some damn turkey.

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Arnold Rimmer. His locker. This morning.
~HyperTails-007:iconHyperTails-007: May 20, 2008, 9:42:01 AM
Now there's a new meaning for the term "Going cold turkey"

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`Navagon:iconNavagon: May 20, 2008, 9:45:21 AM
You're going to have to go... cold turkey.

Ooooh, yeah! I went there.
`Navagon:iconNavagon: May 20, 2008, 9:45:49 AM
Damn, you beat me to it. :<
~HyperTails-007:iconHyperTails-007: May 20, 2008, 9:46:35 AM
Just staying one step ahead of the main man :pointandlaugh:

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=morbidman187:iconmorbidman187: May 20, 2008, 9:58:03 AM
:crying: I ate my turkey too! Fuck that was the good turkey too, need to go back there this week or something and get more.

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=Mixedpie:iconMixedpie: May 20, 2008, 10:00:12 AM
Dagnabbit! Now I want a turkey sammich too! D:

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~alternatis:iconalternatis: May 20, 2008, 10:03:27 AM
I ate some Turkey once and it tasted like dry earthworms.

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*Ikio:iconIkio: May 20, 2008, 10:12:42 AM
That'll teach you to eat...fatty!

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From the west unto the east.
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I shall be released.
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~VoiceofMadness:iconVoiceofMadness: May 20, 2008, 10:14:35 AM
Ew, mayo.

That's okay, my BROTHER ate half a pound of turkey overnight and then I had no turkey for sandwiches and I don't eat red meat, really, so no sammiches for me.

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