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~Ms-Joseph:iconMs-Joseph: May 17, 2008, 12:09:02 PM
Why must you grow so quickly? Causing me to give up every Saturday to cut you down to size.

I don't particularly mind mowing you, and sure, my mother and I share the work, but she get's to do the flat yard, on the riding lawnmower, while I have to take on the steep, long ditches in front of our house with a push lawnmower. And for some reason, Grass, you decide to grow the tallest and thickest there, giving me quite a hard time.

I wish I could dig you and all your roots up, and then cement over my yard. That's what you get for being so stubborn.

TL;DR- While beautiful, Nature sucks sometimes.

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HEY! That's not politically correct you bitc-

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=cassiedj:iconcassiedj: May 17, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
Tsk.

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...in my hosen.

The English language has rules for a reason. Abusing them doesn't make you a special snowflake, it makes you an idiot. ~Villanelle

...it's like wild sex magic. =Prince-Charles
~i-am-me-i-am:iconi-am-me-i-am: May 17, 2008, 12:42:08 PM
A lot of the time I think that unmowed grass actually looks better anyway... at least in the backyard.

And is it bad that when I read the title of this thread, I automatically jumped to he conclusion that it was about drugs?
~Juliabohemian:iconJuliabohemian: May 17, 2008, 1:12:53 PM
I wish my eyebrows would stop regrowing from where I've plucked and waxed them.

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~aqua-taco:iconaqua-taco: May 17, 2008, 1:15:28 PM
:) I wish my grass was emo so it would cu-
:fork:

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-Hey, do you know what golf originally stood for?
-What?
-Guess.
-Guessing... ominous... little... flies...
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~T-LOID:iconT-LOID: May 17, 2008, 1:16:43 PM
They've invented chainsaws for a reason.

Fun cutting of long grass.

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... in an odd looking van.

one birthay to prevent another (on the subject of abortions as birthday gifts)
=KyuuketsukiOuDuzell:iconKyuuketsukiOuDuzell: May 17, 2008, 2:09:50 PM
GRASS IS NOT MEANT TO BE CUT! YOU CAN'T KEEP GRASS DOWN, BEEYOTCH!

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Never let go of your fantasy, no matter how real things get.
Never grow up, no matter how old you get.
Dreams and fantasy are as real as anything else. They exist, even if it's only in your hear
~FightTheManMan:iconFightTheManMan: May 17, 2008, 2:42:44 PM
Nature is a douche.

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Convey to mouth.
*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 17, 2008, 3:24:24 PM
Why not lower the blades so it gets made shorter and you don't have to cut it so often?