I had a REALLY long exam today, and i had to sit there for the last hour or so of it looking at the hairy asscrack and/or thighs of a beached whale sat in front of me.
FFS. If you are overweight, dont wear miniskirts, short shorts or tiny little tops. You look like an idiot.
<subrant> Also, wear deoderant. Its not hard, im sure you can lift up your rolls to spray under them. You look and smell like a walrus bathed in shit. </subrant>
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I had a REALLY long exam today, and i had to sit there for the last hour or so of it looking at the hairy asscrack and/or thighs of a beached whale sat in front of me.
FFS. If you are overweight, dont wear miniskirts, short shorts or tiny little tops. You look like an idiot.
<subrant> Also, wear deoderant. Its not hard, im sure you can lift up your rolls to spray under them. You look and smell like a walrus bathed in shit. </subrant>
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!
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