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=chrisbucks:iconchrisbucks: May 9, 2008, 4:09:21 PM
OK, time for a good old cunter thread.

I have no time or care for the whole litigation fest going on between Suicide Girls and Lithium Picnic, boohoo, someone broke a contract.. SG is suing for it's intellectual property (or what it deems to be you know, whatever ok?), being in business to make money sucks ok, gotta break some eggs to make omelettes you know?

But what fucks me right off the chain, is your little victimized 14 year old emo girls who feel the need to spam the profiles of SG models who want to stay the hell out of it. I'm amused by your somewhat lame livejournhell which has posts critical of anyone who supports SG or anyone who does business with them.

ZOMG SG EXPLOITS WOMEN AND MAKES THEM SIGN CONTRACT BLAH BLAH BLAH.

No one forces them to sign these contracts, they agree to them under their own free will, perhaps you're too moronic to understand that. Or maybe it's just easer to post VIVA LA PICNIC or something similar somewhere, without a reason or a care.

I KNOW! I'LL SPAM THIS STUPID MESSAGE EVERYWHERE. THAT'LL HELP PHILIP GET OUT OF HIS LITIGATION ISSUES.

No. It wont. It just makes you look like a cunt-fucked moron.


If you want to support non-SG models, then go buy a sub on their sites, buy their products, donate to their funds, do whatever you want to support THEM. But get the fuck out of spamming your little shit all over peoples profiles.

And when $lolly actually called one of you guys out on this, instead of actually posting reasoned argument you said "ZOMG YOU'RE TAKING SIDES WITH $G [sic]" and then "VIVA LA PICNIC". :|

tl;dr
victims please fuck off and get a clue.


(forgive my rant, I'm on caffeine pills and have 6 hours left in my cube).

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*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 9, 2008, 4:11:17 PM
This reminds me of the time that Jesus died on the cross.

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*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 9, 2008, 4:15:44 PM
Someone should have had a box of Celebrations for the celebrating.

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`Navagon:iconNavagon: May 9, 2008, 4:17:55 PM
See, that's how you know he wasn't the son of god. He would have thought of that.
=chrisbucks:iconchrisbucks: May 9, 2008, 4:17:58 PM
At least those people fuckin' got fed to the lions for disseminating their ideas. We however, are not so lucky.

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*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 9, 2008, 4:18:54 PM
I say import some.

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*MatchstickART:iconMatchstickART: May 9, 2008, 4:19:09 PM
Proof at last!

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=chrisbucks:iconchrisbucks: May 9, 2008, 4:29:41 PM
I'd take them down to the court and let them feed on the SG and LP lawyers and the whole thing would be dealt with. And then I could the cubs/kittens, what do you call them? Anyway, having a baby leopard on a leash walking around the park would be ultra sex. It would match my jacket. Booyaw.

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~ScaryDeadGirl:iconScaryDeadGirl: May 9, 2008, 4:34:36 PM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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=chrisbucks:iconchrisbucks: May 9, 2008, 4:41:09 PM
Just curious do you know what napalm smells like? It's like a mixture between petrol and burnt plastic. (because it kind of plasticized petrol amirite?). Also it stores really well... especially when it hardens and is used on green army men (I cherish my childhood).

Kurtz had the right idea. :salute:
We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army

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