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~Cederbom
4 days 9 hours ago
DO'H!
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Grass green, I hate that colour!
4 days 9 hours ago
DO'H!
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Grass green, I hate that colour!
~Neo-Kaiser
4 days 9 hours ago
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
4 days 9 hours ago
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
*PSOWILL
4 days 9 hours ago
Lock the door and wear a cup young man.
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I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on top of it's head.
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4 days 9 hours ago
Lock the door and wear a cup young man.--
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on top of it's head.
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HEY WANNA HELPOUT A DEVIANT IN NEED: CLICK HERE[link]
~Linneal
4 days 9 hours ago
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Good work is not cheap and cheap work is not good.
Number of souls sold to the devil : 001.
Life is a canvas and everyone paints his own corner ~chocolate-therapy
4 days 9 hours ago
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Good work is not cheap and cheap work is not good.
Number of souls sold to the devil : 001.
Life is a canvas and everyone paints his own corner ~chocolate-therapy
~GunnyMcSword
4 days 9 hours ago
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"If you take the above comment offensively and/or seriously, do us all a favor and make the world a better place by either getting a sense of humour or jumping off a cliff." -Sonicherosfan
4 days 9 hours ago
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"If you take the above comment offensively and/or seriously, do us all a favor and make the world a better place by either getting a sense of humour or jumping off a cliff." -Sonicherosfan
=BiggCaZ
4 days 9 hours ago
That should be the header to a pamphlet. Though it'd only exist in ~thecreeper152's retarded world.
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"All empty space in the universe is taken up by =BiggCaZ's erect penis."=Insubordinance
4 days 9 hours ago
That should be the header to a pamphlet. Though it'd only exist in ~thecreeper152's retarded world.
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"All empty space in the universe is taken up by =BiggCaZ's erect penis."=Insubordinance
~mediocrepoet
4 days 9 hours ago
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"Frankly, I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
4 days 9 hours ago
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"Frankly, I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
~Neo-Kaiser
4 days 9 hours ago
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
4 days 9 hours ago
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The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch [link]
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Over the last few weeks my mother has been commenting on how great I look. Yes, I'm so hot. Really. O.o
Tonight, after a many beers, she calls me upstairs to show a family friend how great I'm looking. Yeah. Haha, can I go now? I grab a water bottle from the fridge and start walking back downstairs.
"Oi, Dylan! Take your shirt off and show Mandy!"
LOLWUT?
My mother then proceeds to leave the balcony, come up behind me and pull the back of my shirt up. Naturally, I empty the water bottle on her head and wriffle my way free of her slow-reaction-time and general drunkenness before leaving.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE PROUD OF YOUR SON BUT JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?
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A man walked into a bar. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
[link] <- for smex.