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~BlaiddDrwgMeddyg:iconBlaiddDrwgMeddyg: 4 days 12 hours ago
No, it's really not as hot as you think it is. Let me explain:

I live in Scotland. These same miniskirt-wearing schoolgirls live in Scotland, too. We're on the same bloody latitude as Russia, for crying out loud! Do you know what that means? It. Is. Cold. Here. And windy. And rainy.

Now, it's bad enough that I have to be assaulted daily by blubbery thighs and arses with more padding than a Chesterfield sofa (not a crime to be overweight, but please keep it under wraps until you get home), but even worse than that: these people actually think we *want* to see them semi-naked. Really, I would not want to see any of these people if they were wearing a friggin' spacesuit with tinted visor.

I'm not saying miniskirts don't have their place, I'm just saying their place isn't one of the coldest and wettest countries in the world.

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~i-am-me-i-am:iconi-am-me-i-am: 4 days 12 hours ago
Your description of Russia as cold, windy and rainy made me wish I was there right now!

And i know what you mean about the crazy short skirts. I live in Australia (so the cold isn't really a problem) but there's this one girl in my year whose skirt is so short that she asks people to pick things up from the ground for her because she can't bend over without completely exposing her underwear.
~Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: 4 days 12 hours ago
I also hate fat girls who insist on wearing on tight shirts which dont quite cover their muffin top.

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*FrisianDude:iconFrisianDude: 4 days 12 hours ago
With a bit of luck, their legs'll freeze off.

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~BlaiddDrwgMeddyg:iconBlaiddDrwgMeddyg: 4 days 12 hours ago
It does sound like a nice place to visit, doesn't it?

And speaking of crazy-short: I was in Glasgow once and it was quite warm, so all the Goths were out in skirts and fishnets. There was this one chick whose skirt was so short - I mean, one millimetre past her arse! - thar everytime she moved it flew right up. Disturbing sight.

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"I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords."
~Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: 4 days 12 hours ago
is she fat?

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~BlaiddDrwgMeddyg:iconBlaiddDrwgMeddyg: 4 days 12 hours ago
The ones who wear fake tan and have orange skin and red blotches have to be among the worst.

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"I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords."
~BlaiddDrwgMeddyg:iconBlaiddDrwgMeddyg: 4 days 12 hours ago
Or they'll get varicose veins, but I'm not sure if the cold plays a part in that.

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"I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords."
*FrisianDude:iconFrisianDude: 4 days 12 hours ago
But you don't want to see those either.

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We're sorry, but Hotel "the library" has been completely booked.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: 4 days 12 hours ago
Word of advice NEVER go past the local grammar school, or the local private school near where I live. The girls there wear skirts that look like belts. It's dumb because the grammar school should be a representation that they're 'smarter' than the general public.

it really irks me, I hate miniskirts for the most part, and those dumb 'hot pants' too. Why can't I get long shorts anywhere now.

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~Mattyohh:iconMattyohh: 4 days 12 hours ago
We used to sing the Oompa loompa song when we saw em

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