There is this really annoying girl in my school with assburgers [spelling?] and she lies down in a sexual position on the couch. She is really small, and always runs through the halls, creating a hazard. This is clearly dangerous, and could prove to be an attempt at serial murder. I find it offensive that when I am talking to one of my friends, she did not even ask me to move, she just yelled "excuse me" and pushed me out of the way. Also, when me any my friends all sit in the library, randomly yelling her name, she starts yelling "Who is calling my name?!?!"
The police won't even deal with her, she is so small and hard to catch. We call her the witch because it seems that "She has the power of the night"
What is with her?
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Someone tried sticking a magazine down the back of my shirt, and I grabbed the mag and threw it somewhere. It ended up hitting her
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-- ENLARGE YOUR PEN. IS IT LARGE. PLEASE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON PEN ENLARGMENT
"Backdoor Booty Sluts 9! I say, what a delightfully tight posterior she has, I simply cannot fathom a large male phallus fitting in to it!" - ~DysopianFish
-- ENLARGE YOUR PEN. IS IT LARGE. PLEASE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON PEN ENLARGMENT
"Backdoor Booty Sluts 9! I say, what a delightfully tight posterior she has, I simply cannot fathom a large male phallus fitting in to it!" - ~DysopianFish
Because people with aspergers syndrome tend to get very hyper/ask a lot of questions/do rude things without realizing it's rude/repeat things over and over again/ my cousin has it and I've gone to school with numerous people that have it.
On that note, I'm going to stop talking because there is a 95% chance that this is a bullshit thread.
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I'm jumping on the anti-conformity bandwagon
That's just your opinion you self-righteous bitch! Get the fuck off my bloody forum and grow a fucking spine made of bones!!
Also, when me any my friends all sit in the library, randomly yelling her name, she starts yelling "Who is calling my name?!?!"
The police won't even deal with her, she is so small and hard to catch. We call her the witch because it seems that "She has the power of the night"
What is with her?
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ENLARGE YOUR PEN. IS IT LARGE. PLEASE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON PEN ENLARGMENT
"Backdoor Booty Sluts 9! I say, what a delightfully tight posterior she has, I simply cannot fathom a large male phallus fitting in to it!" - ~DysopianFish