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This girl with assburgers/aspergers

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~Markokphotography:iconMarkokphotography: May 2, 2008, 1:48:45 PM
There is this really annoying girl in my school with assburgers [spelling?] and she lies down in a sexual position on the couch. She is really small, and always runs through the halls, creating a hazard. This is clearly dangerous, and could prove to be an attempt at serial murder. I find it offensive that when I am talking to one of my friends, she did not even ask me to move, she just yelled "excuse me" and pushed me out of the way.
Also, when me any my friends all sit in the library, randomly yelling her name, she starts yelling "Who is calling my name?!?!"

The police won't even deal with her, she is so small and hard to catch. We call her the witch because it seems that "She has the power of the night"

What is with her? :fear:

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~mci021:iconmci021: May 2, 2008, 1:51:18 PM
Maybe she's having such a difficult time because ass clowns are tormenting her.

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*Remrose:iconRemrose: May 2, 2008, 1:52:14 PM
Well, she does have a form of autism.

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~Markokphotography:iconMarkokphotography: May 2, 2008, 1:53:30 PM
Someone tried sticking a magazine down the back of my shirt, and I grabbed the mag and threw it somewhere. It ended up hitting her :lol:

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~Markokphotography:iconMarkokphotography: May 2, 2008, 1:54:51 PM
Why would it cause her to run through the halls?

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ENLARGE YOUR PEN. IS IT LARGE. PLEASE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON PEN ENLARGMENT

"Backdoor Booty Sluts 9! I say, what a delightfully tight posterior she has, I simply cannot fathom a large male phallus fitting in to it!" - ~DysopianFish
~mci021:iconmci021: May 2, 2008, 1:58:07 PM
That's really not something to be proud of.

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~Markokphotography:iconMarkokphotography: May 2, 2008, 1:59:20 PM
Why not?

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"Backdoor Booty Sluts 9! I say, what a delightfully tight posterior she has, I simply cannot fathom a large male phallus fitting in to it!" - ~DysopianFish
*dangel88:icondangel88: May 2, 2008, 1:59:27 PM
she has mental disabilities.

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*Remrose:iconRemrose: May 2, 2008, 2:00:21 PM
Because people with aspergers syndrome tend to get very hyper/ask a lot of questions/do rude things without realizing it's rude/repeat things over and over again/ my cousin has it and I've gone to school with numerous people that have it.

On that note, I'm going to stop talking because there is a 95% chance that this is a bullshit thread.

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I'm jumping on the anti-conformity bandwagon

That's just your opinion you self-righteous bitch! Get the fuck off my bloody forum and grow a fucking spine made of bones!!

You're adopted
- Neo-Kaiser
~SoGothicImDead:iconSoGothicImDead: May 2, 2008, 2:00:22 PM
...are you kidding me?

She has autism. And it's Asperger's syndrome, not Assburgers.

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