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teenagers should be banned from the internet!

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~moiaaron:iconmoiaaron: Apr 19, 2008, 2:53:18 AM
Reasons teenagers should be banned from the internet:

1-they tend to join stereotypes to make them feel identified with others, like emos, punks, goths
2- they are loud and obnoxious, specially when they are in groups. Individual teenagers are not that bad but not at all interesting.
3- their hormones always speak first.
4- 90% of anime, furry, inflation, sonic, yaoi and other forms of senseless art are done by teenagers.
5- most teenagers are racist
6- teenagers use myspace a lot, and myspace is the principal source of pedophiles and conservative christians
7- true there are some adults that act like teenagers, but they do it in a conscious state, while teenagers act stupid without even knowing they are acting stupid.
8- teenagers will reply to my thread and rape me
9- teenagers have cellphones, and cellphones are the answer to why i dont go to movie theaters anymore.
10- teenagers spit and need to be fed all the time.
11- teenagers like britney spears
12- teenagers drive a lot to friends houses and parties to get high and drunk, which contributes to global warming

all these are scientifically proven facts and i need no evidence to prove my statements, if you disagree with me, you are a teenager and teenager's opinions arent really opinions, just spasms of their hormones.

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~The-Thunder-Fox:iconThe-Thunder-Fox: Apr 19, 2008, 2:55:44 AM
Yawn.

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*Villanelle:iconVillanelle: Apr 19, 2008, 2:57:26 AM
Do you get good wet-weather cover under your bridge there?
~moiaaron:iconmoiaaron: Apr 19, 2008, 2:57:28 AM
13- teenagers use the word "fuck" and its variants a lot, which contributes to the destruction of language

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~perceptiontwin:iconperceptiontwin: Apr 19, 2008, 2:57:35 AM
Well, you've shown that adulthood has its charms.... :roll:

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~Grimvete:iconGrimvete: Apr 19, 2008, 2:59:25 AM
(I was responding to your eighth point, you sexy beast, you)
*ered:iconered: Apr 19, 2008, 3:01:41 AM
Thanks, now I've got Under the Bridge stuck in my head :<

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~moiaaron:iconmoiaaron: Apr 19, 2008, 3:03:38 AM
charms is inherit with childhood, teenage hood is another story, you can be an adult with the soul of a child and play games and have fun in healthy ways

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=Prince-Charles:iconPrince-Charles: Apr 19, 2008, 3:04:17 AM
Clearly, this is more proof that people should be banned from LIFE until they're 24 because their brains just aren't fully developed yet.

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~moiaaron:iconmoiaaron: Apr 19, 2008, 3:04:53 AM
I love your avatar

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