Please, please, please, pretty please stop. Just stop. Stop insisting that life is proof of god as if it were a real argument. Just don’t do that anymore. Please don’t point out that ONE primate fossil which turned out to be a fake in order to dismiss all of them. Please stop saying that it is even possible to believe in microevolution but not macroevolution without some horrible misunderstanding of how evolution works.

Please quit insisting that a fish jumping out of the fish bowl and transforming into a human being is macroevolution. That is dead wrong and you should stop saying that. I would appreciate it if you would look at a text book or an online date base before claiming that there are no transitional fossils. I would be forever grateful if, instead of looking at sights trying to debunk evolution, you look at websites trying to explain evolution before claiming that you understand it.

Please kill Kent Hovind once he gets out of jail.
Please stop using Kent Hovind’s arguments and points from several years ago. They have all been debunked.
Please support your “facts” with more than one badly made experiment in the early nineteen hundreds.

If you want to use bad logic and math to claim that the moon couldn’t have been made more than several thousand years ago, at LEAST do the mathematical calculations correctly.
Please stop tempting me to come online and debate with you even though I know that everything I say will bounce off of your head. Please stop insisting that I am wrong about how evolution works when you claim that a single mutation can result in a chimpanzee with a perfectly formed human head. That isn’t how evolution works. Do me a favor and never EVER claim that evolution can not exist because natural selection does not allow for new data. Evolution is the combination of natural selection AND RANDOM MUTATION!

Please rethink your position once your points are debunked. If I see you use the same debunked points you used against me on another thread I swear I will always link your new adversary back to our old thread. And go learn what a scientific theory is before you claim that the word “theory” in itself is a reason why you don’t believe in evolution
And most of all, please, please, PLEASE understand that evolution is one of the most scientifically supported theories in existence. There is no getting around that. Please get it through your head that SCIENCE CLASSES will support the most scientifically accurate theories.
Now go on and swallow that cyanide before my head explodes.


Side note: I am VERY sorry for the dead horse guys. I've been on a debating spree and between facebook and youtube (I already see the problem here) and I have lost just about all hope for any intelligent debate on the matter. Fortunoutly this song always makes me feel better [link]

Now I might as well open the flood gates. I think I'm going to be devoured by dead horse icons now.

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Im a sperm whale and Im okay
I kill all night and I kill all day!
I butcher squid I bite off heads
I eat small children souls!
And if you think Im fishy
Ill tear off your damn nose!
Im a sperm whale and Im okay
I kill all night and I kill all day!