Holy fucking shit. One of my furiends (Who is now BLOCKED FOR ETERNITY, because furfags that're this fucked up will never be "normal" ever again.) has serious problems.
I've known him for almost a year, and he's a total furvert. Loves to yiff and everything. But I decided to be nice and be friends with him anyway, instead of just being a bitch and going "OH GOD, YOU'RE A WHORE, GO AWAY" 'Cuz I mean, I have other yiffy furiends, who I've known longer, and they're sane enough to not try to yiff me 'cuz they respect my feelings.
The whole time he's known me, he's known that I'm a furgin. (Lol furry slangz) He's also known that I don't wanna yiff with anyone unless it's someone I care about and they're a furgin too (HEY, I DON'T WANT FURRY AIDS.)
A few months ago, he said "If you can't get a boyfriend, you should just yiff me!" I assumed he was joking, but apparently I was wrong. In his batshit insane little furry mind, he must of thought that me being nice and not calling him a freak or anything, meant I promised that I'd yiff him if I couldn't get a boyfriend.
He IM'd me earlier acting like I "broke my promise". Called me selfish, a bitch, all that fun stuff.
...Umm...What the fuck?
Dude, you're fucking insane. The bad part of the fandom has. Fucked. You. Up. Stop acting like I'm such a horrible, selfish person just 'cuz I "broke a promise", 'cuz I didn't promise you SHIT! BUT HE'S FURRY, SO HE MUST BE RIGHT!!1!!!!WUN11!
And stop giving me that "If you yiffed me, it'd be special 'cuz I never did it with a furgin before" That's your problem! If you wanted to lose your "furginity" to another "furgin", then you should've done that, instead of just furry-fucking every guy that instant messages you. Besides, how is that special to me? Oh wait. It ISN'T.
This is proof that the furry fandom can fuck you up even BEFORE you're 18. (He's like 16 1/2)
TL;DR: Look at the thread title for the TL;DR version of this post.
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"This could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty whale! To verb the adjective noun! But, you know, abstinence is okay too." - Clone High
I know, it's scary. A furry who actually thinks that they shouldn't just e-fuck everything that moves.
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"This could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty whale! To verb the adjective noun! But, you know, abstinence is okay too." - Clone High
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I've known him for almost a year, and he's a total furvert. Loves to yiff and everything. But I decided to be nice and be friends with him anyway, instead of just being a bitch and going "OH GOD, YOU'RE A WHORE, GO AWAY" 'Cuz I mean, I have other yiffy furiends, who I've known longer, and they're sane enough to not try to yiff me 'cuz they respect my feelings.
The whole time he's known me, he's known that I'm a furgin. (Lol furry slangz) He's also known that I don't wanna yiff with anyone unless it's someone I care about and they're a furgin too (HEY, I DON'T WANT FURRY AIDS.)
A few months ago, he said "If you can't get a boyfriend, you should just yiff me!" I assumed he was joking, but apparently I was wrong. In his batshit insane little furry mind, he must of thought that me being nice and not calling him a freak or anything, meant I promised that I'd yiff him if I couldn't get a boyfriend.
He IM'd me earlier acting like I "broke my promise". Called me selfish, a bitch, all that fun stuff.
...Umm...What the fuck?
Dude, you're fucking insane. The bad part of the fandom has. Fucked. You. Up. Stop acting like I'm such a horrible, selfish person just 'cuz I "broke a promise", 'cuz I didn't promise you SHIT! BUT HE'S FURRY, SO HE MUST BE RIGHT!!1!!!!WUN11!
And stop giving me that "If you yiffed me, it'd be special 'cuz I never did it with a furgin before" That's your problem! If you wanted to lose your "furginity" to another "furgin", then you should've done that, instead of just furry-fucking every guy that instant messages you. Besides, how is that special to me? Oh wait. It ISN'T.
This is proof that the furry fandom can fuck you up even BEFORE you're 18. (He's like 16 1/2)
TL;DR: Look at the thread title for the TL;DR version of this post.
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"This could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty whale! To verb the adjective noun! But, you know, abstinence is okay too." - Clone High