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:icong-manluver:
I know this game series has been complained about before but rather than complain about its fantards/fanart I like to note something else.

Ok, most of the time when someone recommends me an "awesome" game it actually turns out to be that, such as "God of War", "Destroy all Humans" and "Okami".
However, Kingdom Hearts wasn't one of these. If anything the game was lame.
I will explain before some KHtard rips me apart:

1-Hacked up movies: Usually only found at sites like Fanfiction.net but almost completely throughout the entire game. Disney ruined several of their own classics throughout this game by adding a Gary Stu (Sora) into the mix.

2-Crappy monsters: What's with Square Enix and making black blob monsters for a game? Really most of them look retarded rather than threatening.

3- Overused plot: Oh no, its a fight between light and darkness :slow: Like we haven't seen this 1000000 times previously. For a game that's suppose to be SO amazing you sure didn't go far to find an idea.

4-Sora and friends: Alright I know S.E has bad fashion sense but a kid in clown shoes? COME ON!

5-The End... NO WAIT!: After playing the whole way through I found it was tedious since the game kept seeming to end just to continue on. It seemed like they were going to end it at one point and suddenly chose to continue it one step further, then another step, then another step. I don't mind one false ending but have like 5 just makes you want to wish the game would end.

Really I HOPE the sequels were better than the first, because if they are any worse the game isn't even worth renting let alone buying!

The end!

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:iconasphyziata:
It should have ended at the first one and not put out more craptastic games.:|

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:iconbaha05:
If anything the sequals just screw the story even more
:iconprince-charles:
Yeah, I kind of thought they sucked, too. :hmm:

Then again, I stopped playing Final Fantasy X 3/4 of the way through because I thought the plot sucked and I figured out what was going to happen about 20 minutes in to the game. I can hold out for a long time, but it just got to me.

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:icong-manluver:
quite so, really when I heard about the game I was intrigued. I was like "wow, this is different". But in reality other than the mix of Final fantasy/Disney the game is about as original as using a plz account in the complaint forum :|

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:icong-manluver:
:( so I've heard, hense why after playing the first I didn't run out and rent the sequel.

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:iconbaha05:
To correct you it was a mix of Disney AND Final Fantasy VII, no one cares about the other games. If they were then the FFVII cast would be a more third character cast then being like 2nd.
:iconbaha05:
Yup, SE already added a 14th member fir Organization 13 for whatever reason.
:iconbagshotrow:
2. The monsters were pretty cool. It was like playing Super Mario RPG again. Better than another repeat of the "dire rat, dire wolf..." pattern. How threatening did you expect monsters in a disney game to be?

3. G-manluver, meet Final Fantasy.

4. Final fantasy.

5. Final fantasy.



look, the only real reason to play kingdom hearts is because you want to masturbate to pretty CGI girlymen.

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:icong-manluver:
yeah, Square Enix doesn't seem to be trying anymore.

Writer:"OMG, lets make Final Fantasy *. All the characters will be hot and wearing ridiculous outfits where they have save their world from darkness by using the light within them."
Boss: Wow, that's perfect! Here's a sack of money!
Writer: Yay! :)

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:iconaret:
I liked it for one reason only. You get to kill a lot of shit. It's not the typical turn based fighting style of RPGs, you actually get to move around and hit things with your "sword". Great for relieving stress.

Of course, now that I have Soul Calibur: Legends on Wii, I don't need anything else. You actually get to swing your sword on that one. It doesn't get any better.

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