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:iconcheesemaniac:
If you don't know, I go to church regularly.

Church is a place where you pray.

Is it supposed to be easy when all the 3 year olds who are taken there by their parents scream their heads off during times of prayer? No. Parents, please shut your children up so that I can get on with praying silently.

And no, saying 'shhhh' isn't going to do it. I thought you'd have realised what with the fact that you'd tried six or seven times already.

So please, either take your kids out round the back or shut them up.

(BTW, the title of the thread is the noise the 3 year olds make)

tl;dr Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww wwwwwwww!!!!!!11!11

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:iconidiottv:
Lol, a "chut up your children" thread with a religious twist.

Me likes it.:thumbsup:

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:iconcheesemaniac:
Also I would like some critique on choosing the thread's title - I gave the title an interesting twist because I wanted more people to read it.
:iconspugmeister:
Urgh, I remember a childhood of going to church. From the time I was old enough to know not to cry for no reason, I knew not to cry in church because I'd get a smack upside my head.

They should be taken out of the hall until they're quieted.

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Hit them with a Bible. :bucktooth:
:iconleo-garth:
Ugh. I'm not religious. I'm a LaVeyone Satanist. And NO, I don't worship Satan. My religion is basically aetheism + a love of vengeance + no harming other life in cold blood + use the seven deadly sins as much as you want + spellcraft.

And being a kid who never misbehaves like the 3 year olds in your story, I probably have nothing to contribute to this thread.

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:iconleo-garth:
I've always wondered--what the hell is the tl;dr; thing???

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"There is no enemy. There is no victory. Only boys who lost their lives in the sand." - Sabaton, Cliffs of Gallipoli
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Too Lazy ; Didn't Read

Basically what you flick straight to if you're too lazy to read the whole thing.
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I've only been in a church once and I didn't like that burning sensation that I got.

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