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"You spend more time prepping your camera gear than you do prepping your makeup"
You know what the Scheimpflug principle is and can explain it.
... you bought a big freezer just for film and paper, because you were running out of space for food in the one in the kitchen.
... your photography gear costs more than your house.
... you have a room in your house just for photography gear. You have another room for a studio. You can't see your bed anymore for the cameras piled on it and you sleep on the couch.