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Forum Challenge: Dada Yourself

:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You know how you can't delete forum posts? And how sometimes you say something stupid or fail to cite all your sources, and it's THERE FOREVER?

Now's your chance to make something even less useful out of it.

The Dada Poetry Generator, as shared by `tiganusi.

+50 if you then make it into a real poem, Dadaist or otherwise.
-100 if you use someone else's post.
+200 if you reasoned with them and they acknowledged that post was dumb, and give you permission to share its dumbs in a hilarious new format.
-1000 if you fail to do that last part.
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:icontiganusi:
tiganusi Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whore.
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ParadigmFallen Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Professional Artist
you say your sources, it's
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconfutilitarian:
futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
transgressive. nice.
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:iconfutilitarian:
futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
world the world all hope
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futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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:iconfutilitarian:
futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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futilitarian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012   Writer
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Orange-Zeppelin Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
From a forum post:

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From a part in a story I'm writing:

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of from the so brilliant that within
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oooooh.

'dull zilch' sounds kind of awesome.
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:iconlucy-merriman:
Lucy-Merriman Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
This one's from a forum post.

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Then I just started putting in facebook statuses.

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All books age like. read in Remember,
Looking fiction for like. 'Harry
are age easy Remember, LANGUAGE. Think, grade
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tomorrow! but still already, EASY Think, 2nd
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The first one is 'where do you get your books from,' isn't it.

Haha, what.
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:iconlucy-merriman:
Lucy-Merriman Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Yep!

And, yeah, I don't even know.
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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you think your the saw
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were Stitching up they Crawl were Stitching
in I only thought I heard ghosts


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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not ominous at all. :ohnoes:
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I know D; that's what I get for using la dispute lyrics I guess!
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
la dispute? Go on.
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:iconsingagainsoon:
singagainsoon Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, the lyrics were from Future Wars, and Such Small Hands. c: Definitely turned out interesting.
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:iconsolaces:
Solaces Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
Poem:
GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE
GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY HEY
GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY HEY
DAY GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY
GARBAGE GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE HEY
GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY GARBAGE DAY HEY
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:evileye:
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:icontiganusi:
tiganusi Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Professional
Three Poems in Exchange For My 1000-Word Ramble Before My Morning Coffee In Another Thread

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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Somebody wrote an essay! :iconhurrplz:
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:iconultimamage578:
UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
I'm taking songs of mine and entering them. I get stuff like this:

Peter Pan:

gone know know Pan, bad Mild
let this? Does fun able Pan, away won't
let you may but
this? Tinkerbell there getting talk, boy Children Peter
so mad? Peter wild Good spiked and
your Pan, gone now everything Peter can to


Venus:


a looked the too She'll blue
men newer pretty eyes her You up her
raspberry you do looks whispers,
crowded evening, her corvette What's her dark her
the grueling all she goddess,
sparkling like up is a Venus, in


Hold My hand:

this every me afraid me
touch Will my hand, see and die love Just
I me the in afraid
hand I away? With touch? I and leave my won't
about may watched me my
never leave me promises my die alone


Cannibal Carnival:

yummy want hands, the walking
tummy Daddy want the ride the Carnival just
something ride the carnival the
started Welcome something and love more I a bone
shows Yeah and have don't but
I we and I telling have can't
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That last one sounds like the production of a very well adjusted mind :P
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:iconultimamage578:
UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
And to think it was born from a child being a cannibal due to overpopulation of a planet!

My favorite part would have to be: yummy want hands
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh seriously :giggle:
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:iconultimamage578:
UltimaMage578 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
lols
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:iconmisslunarose:
MissLunaRose Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012   General Artist
I tried it and the result entertained me enough that I wanted to share it.

wanted wrote a would happen.
wanted poem, wrote and to see happen.
I so wrote see would
wanted to a I paragraph see what
wanted poem, and decided what
I to try poem, wrote and happen.

It came from something like
"I wanted to try a Dada poem, so I wrote a paragraph to see what would happen." :giggle:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconrlyplz:
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:icondapineapple:
DaPineapple Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
No.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I WANT TO DADA THIS SO BADLY
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:icondapineapple:
DaPineapple Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare: Just wait for it.
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:icondapineapple:
DaPineapple Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
:)
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FAKK U PIN
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:icondapineapple:
DaPineapple Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
:no:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
-100000000000
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds awesome, might do this later :3
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:eager:
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AbCat Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012   Writer
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is a fantastic progression.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
know you And THERE it.
forum you to it's chance to useful
how or sources, something useful
You you delete say your sources, chance
You posts? to sources, out
know delete forum you all make out


Because I'm lazy like that. :B
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god, how did you manage to score 'you all make out' :clap:
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
By copying the OP :icondatpeelingplz:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, but it's randomised so it could've been anything :P
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